Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Zebra Action -- How to Get it -- by Gaywayne

I asked several whitebois lately (who scored big with hot looking Afrostuds) what advice they could give me and other wimpy whitebois to be picked up by blackmen. Since I cockdocked and got french kissed by a blackman at a gaybar recently, I was very interested and craved more Afrostud attention. This is what the whitebois had to say:

THE ADVICE

1) Always smile or make obvious eye contact (or even wink) when a blackman walks into bars or any place else.

2) Always be the loudest one in the room to cheer and get more excited than the girls when a blackman comes out on stage to dance at a strip club.

3) If winking does not work, you can go over and ask him politely: Does he work out a lot because you noticed how big and lovely his muscles are. Or be more direct by going up to tell him how much you would love to shine his shoes and be his personal shoeshine boi. Black men love hearing this especially while they are chatting with the white ladies and you would not believe the surprise looks you'll get from the ladies when you say this. You know you've scored if he grabs you in front of the girls. The girls will get a big kick out of watching this. He might even say GET LOST QUEER, but later he will come looking for your queer ass.

4) You must dress the part. Always wear something faggy when you go out looking for brothas. If you have short hair grow it long. Get your hair frosted, faggy! Pigtails are good because the brothas will grab them while you blow them. Don't forget the earings, toe-rings, eyeliner, lip gloss and mascara. Get your tongue pierced and wag it at them so they can see you want to suck their cock. Like Sara has said, let the whole world know what a fag you are!

5) Make yourself horny before you go out... Do not jerk off for several days. Like Sara has ordered, only buy Dark Inches mags. No more porn mags with girls. If you have to look at girls, only photos of white girls with hot looking brothas. Get it in your head that white piece of ass is for blackmen only and that white girls are too good for you.

6) Prove to yourself that the whiteboi is no longer good enough for the white ladies by offering a blackman's white date a pedicure. Making sure that she knows that you are only interested in painting her toenails. This will also make her think that you must be little queenie or something and also offer to make her look pretty for her black date.

THE REWARDS

Think how much you love hearing their response when you're serving at a girl-only party and the blackman's white girlfriend brags out loud to her friends just to make your face turn red about how much you love to slurp on her black lover's big and beautiful long cock after she has sex with him. Make sure you are looking at their laughing faces when when she tells them that you particularly love cleaning out the crack of his big black ass. Make sure you confirm what she says by repeating it in front of them. You may want to die from deep embarrassment of saying this. But the rewards are worth it especially when she tells how he grabs your pigtails to go down on him.

Finally you must accept your low self-esteem status by having the brotha put you down in front of whitegirls or the other way around. Think of the relief you give to white ladies who had to hear for years bullshit for dating black guys from the whitemale ego. Now whitemale ego bashing is important to white girls so just accept it. You were never worthy of them anyway.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

That post hit me right between my little bunny nuts, Mistress. No beautiful white Woman should have to attempt to orgasm on a weenie whiteboi dick, and as a whiteboi i agree that we should be regularly humiliated for what we have put You through.

One more thought, Miss, if i may - the absence of pigtails on a cuckie should never stop the real man from using the bitch's ears as a substitute when jamming that big cock down our weak throats!

xoxoxoxoxo,
jewdy

Unknown said...

Miss Sara,

i also think that the whiteboi should be made to grovel at the feet of the Superior black man, and to beg not to be beaten, so that the white Women can laugh at what a cowardly pussy he is. Sucking his big cock would be a nice touch, too.

i think it's important to note that, whereas during "Slavery" white men routinely beat and horsewhipped black men, they did so while the black man was either bound or facing a loaded weapon. We know this was because the white man feared the black man; it's easy to be "brave" when your opponent is tied to a tree. Conversely, the black man today needs no such protection from the weaker white man. White "men" fear the strength and ferocity of black men and are no longer protected by racist laws, and it is only the black man's intelligence and self-control that keeps him from treating the white man the way his ancestors were treated. But that shouldn't stop a black man from having a little fun and scaring a sissy whiteboi a bit.

i agree that the whiteboi should be serving the Women, and i would add that he should also serve black men. Now, we know that the black man is physically stronger and more virile, and therefore the white man is of little use for tasks which require strength and stamina; therefore, the white man should serve in a more "feminine" capacity. Panties and some makeup (lipstick and rouge) are necessities, and real Women should be present as often as possible to rachet up the humiliation. And again, having the black man slap him around a little until he cries and begs is appropriate.

Just a few thoughts, Miss.


xoxoxoxoxo,
jewdy