from peewee, intrepid UK blog contributor....
Britain's leading supermarket giant, Tesco, is standing by it's famous slogan that "Every Little Helps" by launching Britain's biggest-ever condom. Tesco will now stock 'XL Durex', after their research revealed that the size of mens' penises are on the rise! The full details are here.
According to a report about the same subject, in a tabloid newspaper, The Daily Star, 'Scientists have long predicted that men are getting "larger" and by the year 3000 blokes will all be sporting monster packages'.
So, Scientists, Supermarkets and Sara all agree that 'size matters' and that 'every little helps'! Suffice to say, even if I wasn't your ever-faithful cuckold, and thus celibate, I would NOT be in the market for the new XL range. And as far as I know, they don't make 'durex XS'!
If we'd been born a few hundred generations from now, we'd be living in an age where interracial romance is the norm and where men are blessed with massive cocks! Unlucky eh!
The link to the Daily Star article that makes the assertion is here.
I've actually been sexed up by guys who tore regular condoms due to their massive size. XL Durex better be cumming to the States too! -- Sara
1 comment:
While i get the reference to being a cuck, and thus celibate, i think it goes without saying that cuck or not, a short-dicked "man" should have no need for a condom because:
1) no Woman wants to fuck us;
2) even if they did, we lack the balls to impregnate anyone; and
3) since nobody will fuck us, we have no need to protect against disease
Personally, when i have a real man's thick, juicy cock pulsating in my throat, the last thing i want is a plastic bag over it...i wanna taste his dick - and his cum on its way down to my stomach. :)
Kisses to Miss Sara,
jewdy
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