an update from peewee, intrepid UK blog correspondent!
Went out with my mates, I was so drunk by the end of the night. By 4am, I was the last man standing, but it was tough! Here I am, throbbing head in hands and hair ruffled by an annoying admirer who was just a tease or maybe she knew I didn't have anything going on in my pants except draining my wallet to cover the bar tab. But the best thing that happened was that the hottest girl in the place left with the ONLY black guy that was out! Typical eh Empress? (Pic attached for your amusement!)
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Nicole loves this post peewee, she said it is your best post ever! Also she noted, the black guy looks very much like NY Yankee captain Derek Jeter. I agree! Nicole and I used to have crushes on him till we heard he didn't have it going on inside his jock strap and this info was rumored to have come from former paramours, JLo and Mariah Carey, who we all know, are renowned Size Queens!
Haha, I'm pleased Nicole liked the post! You girls are mean, enjoying a little cuck admirer's agony!! But I understand, and at least I'm bringing you Goddesses some sort of entertainment!
As for Derek Jeter, his penis can't be that small, given all the stunners he's supposedly bedded! And as the son of an African-American black man and a european white girl, surely he's inherited some of the black size in his trousers?!
He was even granted a 'Lifetime Penis Achievement Award' for his conquests;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1geqPC19qg
I suppose if it turned out that he had an 8"+ cock, you and Nicole's crush would be immediately re-instated??? xx
Supposedly he has @ 6". Of course he can get girls in bed, he's cute, the captain of the most well-known baseball team in the world and fat wallet. Plus starlets etc would get the publicity of dating him, paparazzi photo snaps. Only the ruler would make us change our minds! As Nicole and I sometimes say, he's half black, but which half is black?
Well, if he's only packing 6", I fully appreciate he's way too small for your tastes.
But maybe the rumours are just borne out of malicious jibes by scorned ex-gf's?!
I reckon your hunch is wrong this time, and I'm backing the Yankees to prove their impressive collective cock size by hammering the Phillies!
If I'm wrong, I'll send you $100. If I'm right, how about a picture on this blog with you kissing a baseball bat, in tribute to Jeffer's hot rod!?? And yes - it can be a black one!!
peewee xxx
Why kiss a wooden bat, when kissing the real thing is so much hotter! And yes it could be that he's left a trail of scorned hotties behind him who are quick to claim he has a less than massive wood as the reason why they dumped him! However, if I dump a guy, I don't misrepresent his cock size, I will always be accurate as to size! I will however say that big dicks often come attached to big dicks!
Haha! Well, if you'd prefer to risk posting a pic of you kissing an actual black cock, I'll happily stand by my side of the wager! Although if I win, I might regret it. Because if I was to see your sweet lips pressed against a BBC, I'd probably have a heart attack!!
Big dicks attached to big dicks eh?! Like you've said before, that just vindicates the cuckold lifestyle Empress Sara! You could live with a small dicked hero, who treats you like a Princess, and fuck the big dicked 'big dicks' who keep you fulfilled! Perfect!
xxx
Can't take such a risk due to my regular profession, but it is odd that a Japanese player was the MVP of the Series. This leads me to believe that 'size' didn't come into play, unfortunately!
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