Showing posts with label Movie Review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movie Review. Show all posts

Saturday, June 06, 2009

Porn Actresses Going Mainstream?


peewee postulates:

"I read an interesting article in this month's Empire movie magazine. It related to the adult film star Sasha Grey's move from porn star to mainstream Hollywood actress. It is also detailed in the attached link:

Sasha Grey

I recall your January blog about the 'porn bail-out'. And that leads me to another theory of sorts. With consumers steadily bailing out of buying adult dvd's, etc (with the alternatives available on-line), we may begin to see the emergence of porn stars as leading ladies on the big screen, as they too bail out for richer financial rewards.

I think the days when we looked down on a girl for shooting a porn film are long gone. Nowadays, a leaked sex video is a priority for hot wannabes. And just because we've seen young Sasha getting stuffed full of huge black cocks, does not mean we (or wee) little men don't still lust after her. In fact, quite the contrary. I believe that the porn starlets of today could easily command Hollywood careers. We may have to acknowledge that they are beyond our mortal means sexually, reserved for real men with huge cocks and unrivaled sexual prowess. However, that has always been the case with Hollywood's leading ladies. Let's face it, Marilyn Monroe and Grace Kelly were not exactly attainable to the everyday man on the street. So, as Sasha and other porn actresses come to prominence, we may see a new porn boom, as the line between adult and mainstream movies becomes ever more blurred. Sasha will be the first of many, in my humble opinion."

My response to peewee:

"I think you could be on the right track about the porn actress / mainstream actress crossover. But this track has been the back road or breakdown lane for most. Traci Lords appears in ridiculous B films, but nevertheless keeps slogging along. Some porn actresses become B film horror actresses here in the States, and continue doing porn. Of course in the horror films, they get naked, but don't have any hardcore sex scenes.

From what I've read about Sasha, she had goals beyond porn and wanted to control her career from the beginning, porn was a stepping stone. She seemed more intelligent and aware than other porn actresses. Example: refusing to blow up her tits with silicone sacs to conform to the porno breast-o-saurus look.

A porn connoisseur called her "one of the new-age small-tittied pretentious pornstars who considers porn to be performance art". But the other reason I read she was cast in the Soderbergh film, was because she had no inhibitions about her body and being sexual onscreen, which apparently troubles some regular actresses who are concerned that doing nude scenes or that being too porn-y in a regular film will hurt their career...."

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Bikini Girls with Pellet Guns....



....would be a fine skin-ematic oeuvre for late nite Cinemax.

Not to be outdone, Quentin Tarantino will be fashioning a remake of the classic "Faster Pussycat Kill Kill". Perfect to indulge his foot 'n' fast car fetish! But his choice of casting is either perfect or fugazi'd with Britney Spears in talks to play one of the dominatrixie strippers on a desert murder spree.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Toe-tally

I just saw Quentin Tarantino's 'Death-Proof' ... Let's call it a freaky foot fetish fest. A peek inside Tarantino's obsession with women's feet. 'Pulp Fiction' barely touched the tip of QT's foot obsession as Travolta and Jackson expounded on whether giving a foot massage to another man's wife was akin to a sexual experience or not. Then later we jump to 'Jackie Brown' where Bridget Fonda's toesies were on display in her beachside condo, before she was later offed by DeNiro for merely annoying him.

The opening shot in Death Proof features a girl's feet up on a dashboard and is the beginning of a footsie love - hate extravaganza. The only other filmmaker foot fetishist I can recall from my undergrad film class was Luis Bunuel, and he isn't the one on the tip of everyone's tongue. Tarantino's commingling of foot obsession with misogyny, e.g., killing the women whose feet were erotically displayed earlier in the films is a psychological attempt to control his obsession by eradicating the source of it. Misogyny often roots in men hating women because they cannot have them, cannot control them, cannot control their lust for them or squelch the fetish that both excites and repulses them. But in this case, I believe this isn't a man who wants a woman's toes in his mouth, but a cock. And this man needs to come to terms with cock and leave women's feet 'out of the picture'.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

GAY Blades


SCISSORLEGS!



GRAPE SMUGGLING! (See Will F. pic above)



Pictures say a thousand words and all of them are GAY!


Blades of Glory opens in theaters (maybe gay theaters too) this weekend. Stinkbob will jerk off to these pics, admit it Stinkbob! I usually threaten to put little fagboys into ballerina outfits, gay, but now, I will threaten to make them dress up in mens' figure skating outfits, gayer!

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Black Snake Moan....



...should be the name of a porno starring Mr. Marcus. But no, this is a serious film starring Samuel L. Jackson, Christina Ricci and Justin Timberlake(huh?) Christina is an incurable nymphoslut who hangs out with bluesman Samuel L. The promo photos and DVD cover make it seem like a 'chicks in chains' or Southern baaaadgirls 70's t&a film. But the porn version should be cumming out shortly since just about every major release gets robbed of its title and given the porn treatment. I think I'll wait for that version!