Bikini Girls with Pellet Guns....

....would be a fine skin-ematic oeuvre for late nite Cinemax.

Not to be outdone, Quentin Tarantino will be fashioning a remake of the classic "Faster Pussycat Kill Kill". Perfect to indulge his foot 'n' fast car fetish! But his choice of casting is either perfect or fugazi'd with Britney Spears in talks to play one of the dominatrixie strippers on a desert murder spree.

A Poem in Honor of the Black Man by Gaywayne

WHITEBOY HONORS THE BLACK MAN


MISTER BLACK MAN YOU'RE SO SWEET

MAY WE BOW TO KISS YOUR FEET.

WHEN WE REMOVE YOUR SHOES AND SOCKS

WE SALIVATE FOR YOUR BIG COCKS.

HEARING WHITEGIRLS GIGGLE AND LAUGH

AS US WHITEBOYS KISS YOUR ASS.

HEARING WHITEGIRLS LOUD CATCALLS

AS WHITEBOYS LICK YOUR BIG BLACK BALLS.

WHITEGIRLS SAY WE'VE BEEN REPLACED

AS BIG BLACK MUSCLE BUTTS SIT ON OUR FACE.

YOUR BODY IS A WORK OF ART

IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHERE TO START.

WITH HONOR I CURTSIE AS YOUR FRENCHMAID

TO WATCH YOU AND YOUR WHITEGIRL BOTH GET LAID.

FOR EVERY WHITE GIRL THAT YOU KISS

MY MOUTH IS OPEN FOR YOUR GIZZ.

FOR DAYS AND DAYS MY ASS WILL BE SORE

YOU TELL ME FUCK OFF WHITEBOY AS I BEG FOR MORE.


GAYWAYNE


P.S. I CAN HEAR NICOLE LAUGHING HER ASS OFF WHEN SHE READS THIS. SERVES ME RIGHT.

Toe-tally

I just saw Quentin Tarantino's 'Death-Proof' ... Let's call it a freaky foot fetish fest. A peek inside Tarantino's obsession with women's feet. 'Pulp Fiction' barely touched the tip of QT's foot obsession as Travolta and Jackson expounded on whether giving a foot massage to another man's wife was akin to a sexual experience or not. Then later we jump to 'Jackie Brown' where Bridget Fonda's toesies were on display in her beachside condo, before she was later offed by DeNiro for merely annoying him.

The opening shot in Death Proof features a girl's feet up on a dashboard and is the beginning of a footsie love - hate extravaganza. The only other filmmaker foot fetishist I can recall from my undergrad film class was Luis Bunuel, and he isn't the one on the tip of everyone's tongue. Tarantino's commingling of foot obsession with misogyny, e.g., killing the women whose feet were erotically displayed earlier in the films is a psychological attempt to control his obsession by eradicating the source of it. Misogyny often roots in men hating women because they cannot have them, cannot control them, cannot control their lust for them or squelch the fetish that both excites and repulses them. But in this case, I believe this isn't a man who wants a woman's toes in his mouth, but a cock. And this man needs to come to terms with cock and leave women's feet 'out of the picture'.

Feets have failed me....

As I've told Sara, I have a totally out of control foot fetish. All I can think about and jerk to are pretty feet. I look at sites on the internet, magazines, girls in real life, you name it. I wouldn't say I'm a loser, but I can't seem to keep a woman in my life. When I'm with someone, I just want to indulge their feet, worship them. They are into it a little at first, but then get tired of it, as my most recent girlfriend called me out on it, I was too "obsessive". She also said when she was breaking up with me "why don't you just go suck a cock".

I have no desire to stick a dick in my mouth, just a girl's pretty foot or toes. But Sara told me that there are several theories about this fetish, and one of them is that a girl's foot symbolizes the cock in a latent homosexual context. Another is that a fetishist can't relate to a woman's body as a whole, that it is too overwhelming, that they can only relate to a part of her body, and the foot is usually the most popular to worship. The other is that at a critical moment when I was a boy, I must have seen a woman's foot, got a woodie, and it burned a deep impression into my horny boy brain, and that's what gets me going.

I think it is choice #3. I do remember seeing girls feet on the beach when I was growing up in Myrtle Beach. But Sara asked if I looked at the girls bodies too, and I just remember looking at their feet, because I was worried my Mother might catch me looking at their bodies, so looking at their feet was a safe way to get excited, but not to get into trouble. Sara saved me a lot of money over going to a shrink, and she also told me that if I can't find someone who is into my fetish as much as I am, that I need to tone it down so I don't scare the girl away, and indulge my fetish on Niteflirt or jerk to magazines. It's been what I've been doing for years anyway, so I might as well keep doing that. Next girl I meet, I'm not even going to look at her feet. Well, maybe....