Showing posts with label Spam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spam. Show all posts

Sunday, May 11, 2008

My kitchen dildo adventure?

I received this spam email....

From: bart anthony
Sent: Fri, 9 May 2008 12:34 pm
Subject: Kitchen dildo adventure cork-me

Toothbrush fucking thanks rocks milk and hints

I only wish I knew if this was something 'lost in translation' or if I clicked on the link, my kitchen dildo adventure cork-me would begin. I deleted the link, fearing if I did click, my computer would be assaulted by spyware.

Friday, February 01, 2008

Spam: Instrument Size!

From: "Dr. Marcie Hairston"
Subject: Your instrument size is your luxury
Date: Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:25:47 +0000


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Saturday, November 10, 2007

His Palfrey Was Found! I love spam

Chillarious spam amuses me....

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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

SpamALOT


Lately I have been getting the most bizarre spam. Mostly from overseas pharmacies with headers such as: BuYPhEn Ter MiNE NoW!! Phentermine is an appetite suppressant. If I lost any more weight, I'd be a stick puppet. But here is a spam I got today for an overseas pharmacy with their link, but what is this text? Is this translation of a foreign text into English using one of those rough translation programs, someone enlighten me...Does this give the spam a higher likelihood of clearing spam filters because of the amount of text?


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