Saturday, January 20, 2007

Porn Creep


Sara, I have to tell everyone that besides you, Callie from CSI Miami makes me jack off alot. But not in the way you think. I jerk off at least 3 times a day, but more likely up to 6 times a day especially on the weekends, I can't keep my hands off my dick. I have a huge porn magazine and DVD collection. To show you how addicted I am, I replaced all my porn videos with the DVD versions if they were available, if not I kept my VCR to play some that were only released on VHS. My spare bedroom in my apartment is like a total porn room with my recliner as my jerkoff chair.

Whenever I would date a girl, I couldn't cum from fucking or blow jobs. This started in high school. I am not small, I have 7 inches. Like that guy who posted on your blog who fakes his orgasms with his girlfriend, I would have to fake it. If I was getting a blow job, I'd have to jerk it on the girl or in her mouth to finish. I know I'm married to my hand so now I've given up on dating girls.

OK so one night I was watching this episode of CSI Miami and that foxey blonde Callie is talking about a suspect saying he has this condition called "porn creep" where he can only cum to his hand and that he's addicted to porn. When that season came out on DVD, I started to jerk off to that episode especially the scene where she says "porn creep". Then I started looking for pictures of her on the net. Not hot ones, but pictures where she looks pissed off or is looking at me with contempt! I have them as a slide show that I use to jerk off with. Callie knows my secret and she thinks I'm pathetic.

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