Monday, June 23, 2008

Gaywayne's Guide to Winning Back White Girls

HOW TO WIN BACK THE WHITE GIRLS ATTENTION

(WHO PREFER BLACK GUYS) BY GAYWAYNE

WHEN I ASKED A BLACK FRIEND OF MINE WHAT CAN THE WHITE GUY DO TO GET BACK THE WHITE GIRLS THE BLACK MAN STOLE FROM HIM, HE THOUGHT FOR A MINUTE THAN SHOOK HIS HEAD IN DISGUST THEN SAID "MAN YOU GUYS GOT TO COME UP WITH A WHOLE NEW GAME PLAN" AND THEN HE WALKED AWAY.

SO I BEGAN WORKING ON THE GAME PLAN AND CAME UP WITH A LIST OF TEN THINGS WHITEBOYS CAN DO TO COMBAT THE FASTEST GROWING TREND OF WHITEGIRLS REPLACING WHITEBOYS WITH BLACK STUDS AND TURNING US GAY. AS SARA'S PROVED WITH HER PHOTOS FEMALE CELEBRITIES TURNING TO BLACK. HOPE THIS HELPS YOU GUYS.

IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM JOIN 'EM!

1. PULL OUT YOUR NEW COPY OF BLACK INCHES MAGAZINE TO READ WHILE YOU ARE WAITING YOUR TURN FOR A PEDICURE AT THE BEAUTY SALON. OR FOR BETTER RESULTS GO TO A COLLEGE LIBRARY AND SIT BY A TABLE OF PRETTY GIRLS WHO ARE TRYING TO STUDY. THEY MIGHT THINK IT'S A FRATBOY JOKE WHEN YOU PULL OUT YOUR READING MATERIAL, BUT YOUR AGE WILL GIVE YOU AWAY AS A WHITEBOY FAG. WHEN YOU LEAVE THE TABLE THEY'LL TRY TO STIFLE THE ROAR OF GIGGLES.

2. ALWAYS PULL UP YOUR BLACK COCK ONLY THONG INTO A WHALE TAIL AND WEAR YOUR PANTS LOW SO THE GIRLS CAN SEE IT AT AN INTERRACIAL HIP HOP BAR OR A STRIP CLUB ON LADIES NITE.

3. BRAG TO ALL WHITE GIRLS HOW MUCH YOU LOVE TO HANDWASH A BLACK MAN'S G-STRING, SHINE HIS SHOES OR WASH HIS CAR AS HE DOES HIS WHITE WOMAN.

4. AT THE BAR TELL ANY WHITE CHICKS BEFORE YOU GO TO THE MENS ROOM THAT IT'S OKAY TO TELL THE BLACK STUDS WHO ARE HITTING ON THEM THAT YOU'RE JUST A WHITE FAG WHO KNOWS HIS PLACE.

5. ALWAYS KISS THE BLACK MAN'S ASS AROUND WHITE GIRLS BY CALLING HIM SIR AND ASK HIM TO FLEX HIS ARM AND COMPLIMENT BY TELLING HIM THAT HIS BICEPS ARE BIG AND STRONG AND CAN WHIP ANY WHITEBOYS' ASS. MAKE SURE THE WHITE GIRLS HEAR THIS AND AGREE.

6. TELL WHITE GIRLS THAT YOU BELONG TO A YAHOO CLUB CALLED WHITEBOYS ARE PUSSIES AND BLACK MEN ARE HOT. AND THE BEST BIG RUBBER DONGS ARE ALL BLACK LIKE SEAN MICHEALS AND BAM THAT YOU OWN.

7. TELL THEM THAT THE ONLY TWO THINGS YOU VIEW ON THE WEB ARE INTERRACIAL SEX BETWEEN WHITEGIRL/BLACKGUY AND GAY WHITEBOY PORN.

8. TELL THE GIRLS YOU WOULD BE ASHAMED TO STAND NAKED NEXT TO A BLACK MAN BECAUSE HIS HUGE BLACK COCK WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A LITTLE GIRLYBOY WHILE THE WHITE GIRLS LAUGH.

9. TELL A WHITE LADY THAT YOU WOULD WOULD FEEL HONORED TO BE UNDER HER FOOT WHILE SHE FRENCH KISSES HER BLACK LOVER. SARA TOLD ME I MIGHT BE LUCKY TO GET THAT. SHE IS RIGHT.

10. TELL THE WHITE GIRLS WHO RESPECT ALL BLACK GUYS BUT CAN'T STAND WHITEBOYS THAT A WHITEBOY IS ONLY GOOD FOR A WHITE GIRLS TO TEASE HIM ABOUT HER BLACK LOVERS. THAT THAT A WHITEBOYS ASSHOLE IS REALLY A PUSSY BEGGING FOR A HUGE BLACK COCK AND FAGGY RED LIPSTICKED LIPS ARE PERFECT TO GIVE A BLACK STUD HEAD.

SARA PLEASE POST THIS AND E-MAIL THIS TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS TO REVIEW THIS TO FIND IF THIS IS RIGHT ROAD TO RECOVERY FOR THE WHITEBOY TO TAKE TO WIN BACK THE WHITEGIRLS ATTENTION. THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOUR WHITE FAGGOT GAYWAYNE. KISSY KISSY.

Gaywayne is on the right track. The major lament of my Niteflirt admirers is that they can't find a girl who's into what they're into, e.g., cuckolding, worshipping black cock, forced bi. So a cuckie has to personally 'advertise', girls aren't mindreaders. Sooner or later, a cuckie will run into a girl who can use his services. Sara

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