In Murse Denial !!!!

It's not a murse! It's just a wallet with a practical zip for the coins. And besides, a new female work colleague, who I reckon has taken a shine to the peewee, has promised to buy me a new, man-style wallet for my birthday. So the murse may soon be a thing of the past. --peewee

I so doubt she has taken a shine to the peewee. Theories:

1) She may be embarrassed, since she is new, to even bear that she has to work with a murse-toting hung-like-a-lilliput cuckie boy!

2) Or she be making a joke of it to all the other girls and her friends.

3) Or she may have evil plans for you, once she buys you the wallet, and you feel obligated to her, she will use you in every way possible, and turn you into her personal cuck toy!

The decisive day is coming up very shortly! We will soon know if Office Girl will come thru with the new wallet, or if she was:

4) Just teasing the peewee.

And now, for gratuitous fag-gay titillation, I feature a pic of the world's best footie player, Cristiano Ronaldo, in pink shirt, tight jeans, snake skin belt and murse. I know footie players ride the metrosexual side of homo, but this just looks ga-ga gay!