The United Shades of America

a report on UK Jungle fever from my UK correspondent 'peewee':

Your comments, as always, are intriguing. I think you're correct about the slight cultural differences between black men in the US and over in the UK. Although there is obviously an element of 'gangsta rap' over here too, which does invoke an unfortunate aura of intimidation, I'd say that the black community over here is essentially educated and peaceful. It's always wrong to generalise, or stereotype, but if I had to do so, I'd say the UK's black gentlemen are proud, respectful, athletic, well dressed and charming individuals. Certainly our black sport stars are often better behaved than their white counterparts, not to mention more alluring to our prettiest white girls. It's reached the stage where interracial relationships are now welcomed by society, but with a slight element of outdated taboo still lingering. So, Britain's hotties are therefore getting hot nasty taboo sex AND meaningful relationships with our big British black guys. Which is a pretty potent cocktail and with it, times are changing. I'm 100% confident that you would legitimately struggle to find a solitary pretty English girl under the age of 21 years old, who genuinely wouldn't want to have sex with a big black man, at least at some stage in her life. Experiencing the thrill of a big black cock has seemingly been placed at the top of the list of carnal pleasures that all the hottest UK girls want to try, ahead of the likes of al fresco, threesomes and lesbian sex. And as with the other three pursuits, the little white men get off on watching!

Turning momentarily to politics, I think Barack Obama seems the ideal candidate. He's very charismatic and obviously an excellent orator. The only doubt remains the possibility that he is less of a messiah and more of a snake-oil salesman. But from what I can see, he'd make a fitting President and his success would further promote a welcome worldwide cessation of racism. And as a by-product, I do believe his election would indeed rapidly hasten the number of vanilla/dark chocolate relations in the US. For a nation with so many beautiful petite white girls and talented massive black men, it seems really strange that there's only a handful of pretty celebrities that have publicly 'gone black'. I've only really noted a few American hotties, namely Eva Longoria, Carmen Electra and Kim Kardashian, that have openly flaunted their satisfaction in the arms of a big black lover. But judging by the number of fake pictures featuring white US celeb-u-hotties getting pumped with massive black dick, on American web sites, I'd say there is a blatant repressed national desire that is now ready to be unveiled. As is already the case on this side of the pond, pretty white girls with big black men will soon become USA's hot trend. And judging by the attached pictures of your trio of hotties with their past/present black bulls, no-one could deny that they present an extremely attractive advertisement for the United Shades of America.