Saturday, December 13, 2008

Florida Fagovernor Marries



And yet another hypocritical politician, one who vehemently opposes gay marriage in the fine state of F-L-A, entered into a gay marriage himself yesterday. Crist, who had been divorced once (right out of college) and then engaged 5 times, finally tied the knot, ostensibly to assuage the gay rumors and move his political career forward. His name had been tossed around as a Veep possibility, but perhaps his bachelor status or that he lived on Gayton Place kept him from more serious consideration. What to do? Why woo and wed a beard of course! I can only hope that the lucky bride Carole Rome is getting paid for her services. Because, I can't imagine there was a 'single' girl in Florida who hadn't heard about the fagovernor. But wait, this just in! The bride is independently wealthy! So the fagovernor, like many other pols before him, marries a rich bitch. Originally from NYC, Ms. Rome has been living on ultra-exclusive Fisher Island for the past 2 years. Her family made its fortune manufacturing Halloween costumes.

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