Christopher Reeve (Superman) starred in a 1998 remake of the 1954 Hitchcock classic "Rear Window" followed by a teener remake titled "Disturbia" with nerdboy Shia LeBoeuf in 2007. Now Gaywayne offers a BBC story version entitled "Queer Window".
STORYLINE: Our hero Gaywayne buys a cheap pair of binoculars at a yard sale thinking they might come in handy for something like bird-watching, but he gets a BONAFIDE result when he focuses them on his next door neighbor's window. Seeing a hot stud coming out of the shower drying himself with a towel... The delicious naked man is a black marine who looks like the pornstar AFRO BIGCOCK (no relation to Alfred Hitchcock of course) on a weekend pass to fuck his pretty white girlfriend Lisa as she lays in bed waiting for him. Gaywayne can't believe how big this blackman's balls are hung when magnified.
Gaywayne finds out that the black marine is named Dante and is not surprised why his neighbor Lisa blows him off every time he made lame-ass whiteboy advances asking her out to dinner at Hooters or to the movies. Although Lisa always accepts his offers to wash her car, saying yeah knock yourself out Wayne, then giggles. Gaywayne admits to Sara about peeping around her car for evidence on how slutty Lisa might be, finding matchbooks to bars and club near the military base and one time Gaywayne found a pair of 'scented' red thongs stuffed under the passenger seat, which he pocketed and used later for yanking his doodle.
THE STORYLINE CONTINUES: Talk about peeping, how about aerial surveillance....Sara and Nicole are tired of Gaywayne thinking he might be a real man, so since Sara has figured out where Gaywayne lives, Sara and Nicole went on Google Earth to figure out which place was Lisa's and got her phone number on a reverse search. Oh the power of the internet.
RING RING: Hello Lisa? // Yes, who's this? // This is Sara and Nicole, we're not friends with, but we know Gaywayne, I mean your neighbor Wayne really well. // I see. // And we would love it if you would play a joke on him. He deserves it. // Why does he deserve it? // Well he's been peeping on you and your black marine boyfriend doing it. // What? That fuckin' pervin' faggot!!! // Yes, it's true and he also stole a pair of your thongs out of your car and wears them. // Double fuckin' sissy faggot!!! What do you want me to do?? // Well it's time to GAY him once and for all. Can you believe he went to Alaska thinking that would 'straighten' him out? He's more of a black cock loving faggot than ever!! Can you have your boyfriend distract him then replace his Playboy and Hustler magazines with a stack of XXXtra-Black Inches mags and take away all his straight porn and replace it with the XXX DVD series of blackmen fucking whiteboys called Black Titans. We can overnite the package of porn to you. It will be worth it to us to laugh our asses off. // Absolutely, my boyfriend can distract him, I've noticed Wayne, I mean Gaywayne always wants to talk to him or spend time with him and now I know why! // Well if you need to give either of your lips a rest from the beating they can take from a BBC, we're sure Gaywayne wouldn't mind servicing your black stud! // Actually that wouldn't be a bad idea, I wouldn't mind watching a silly white fagboy suck off my hung Afrocock stud. // (Giggles from Sara and Nicole and Lisa....)
to be continued....
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